As seen at Guido Fawkes — ‘Coronavirus May Infect’ — from commenter House of Cads on Sunday, April 20, 2020. Sorry, there’s no hyperlink:

As it’s Sunday, which in times past used to be the main day for religion, before the Church of NHS and the Thursday Adventists came along, maybe we should have a quick prayer.

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Our NHS, which art the best health service in the world,

Hallowed be thy name, budget, staffing level and administrative structures.

Thy Police State come

Then it will be done

In the UK as it is in China.

Give us this day our daily bread, milk and just one form of exercise,

And forgive us our trespasses into the two metre social distancing zone;

as we forgive them that trespass against us, but only after a severe fine or imprisonment.

And lead us not into economic meltdown,

But deliver us from an unknown and unquantified peril,

For thine is the wisdom, informed by 100% accurate mathematical modelling

The power to make us worry

For ever and ever

Amen

As with all good satire, that’s amusing and oh-so-true in equal measure.