The author and YouTube commentator Carl Vernon has been posting excellent short videos on the coronavirus crisis as experienced in England.

The first features gadgets, such as the Stay Safe substitute ‘finger’ of sorts that one can use instead of one’s own. He also shows a Selecta vending machine which stocks masks and hand gel:

The next one intersperses Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s ‘Hands, Face, Space’ mantra with examples of the new coronavirus etiquette in England. I almost spat out my drink when watching it:

The final one is about travelling at home and abroad. The Turkish Airlines video, which features a child in awe of all the new coronavirus technology is particularly shocking:

Note the couple returning from Spain who have had to wear masks everywhere outdoors. Hence the clown-like faces, where the masks have left a tan line.

You could not make this up.